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Stinkmeaner

The baddest motherfucka ever to step foot in this world. He's blind, but he'll still whoop you by smacking your bad knee repetitively, uttering a ghetto-ass warcry, and beating you down on security cameras to be later broadcast on the news in Mexico. He may be blind, but he talks so much shit that you almost can see through the spit condensing on your glasses. He will make you fear the ebonics and ignorancism of his ways. Wherever Colonel H. Stinkmeaner goes, nigga moments are sure to occur. After an accidental death, Stinkmeaner is so hardcore that he actually gets kicked the fuck out of hell, dubbed "the baddest motherfucker Hell had ever seen," leaving while calling the devil a bitch-ass nigga. He proceeds to possess a random black man from across the street, has sexual relations with this mans wife, then proceeds to attempt to kill Granddad with an ax. He does not seem to care much about beating the shit out of youngsters, telling Riley and Huey that they're "not too little to get dat ass whooped!"
His hobbies enjoy being a nigga, acting nigga-ish, and niggalizing other random niggas.
Stinkmeaner is the best to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community.

"Man, this some ol' bu-shit."

"That's like calling 1-800-Collect-an-Ass-Whoopin', and NO, that ain't no toll-free call, PAHT-NA!"

(Begin extreme finger-waving + spittage) "BITCH-ASS, RAGGEDY-ASS, PUNK-ASS, PUSSY-ASS, BITCH-ASS NYUUUKAAAAAAAA! You wanna do somethin, BITCH, ASS, NYUKKA?!"
Stinkmeaner by Spartan-104 December 8, 2007

Pocket Full of Stinkies 

(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.
"Hey girl, I got a pocket full of stinkies--you wanna go for a ride?"

Stinkie von Stankovich 

Big Baller; a guy who fucks a lot - he gets his stank on
Dude 1: How many chicks have you fucked?

Dude 2: Over a 1,000

Dude 1: You's Stinkie von Stankovich!

Dude 2: Yeah, I's a Big-Nig

bumping stinkies 

The act of having sex with foul smelling reproductive organs.
After a hard workout, both Mary and John were bumping stinkies despite not having taken a shower first.
bumping stinkies by PaulJohnson October 3, 2008

stinktoe 

When one is lying stoned on the couch, and has a horny girlfriend who won't stop bugging them, the insertion of the middle three toes into the vagina while the big toe stimulates the clitoris and the small toe tickles the taint and anus often helps.
This is followed by the insertion of the big toe deep intoo her cameltoe to draw out the juices. Often followed by a root.
I wasn't in the mood to plunge, so I did stinktoe.
stinktoe by Googles November 28, 2004

colonel h stinkmeaner 

the baddest motherfucker hell had ever seen
he called me THE DEVIL a...
colonel h stinkmeaner: bitch ass nigga
The end result of flatulence, only much more intense than normal. May be used by kids to indicate a smelly blast of this type. Also spelled "stinkey."
Excuse me, someone just let off a stinkie!