Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.
John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.
Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass