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57. pork
To finger-fuck a woman, not neccessarily involving intercourse--in other words digital stimulation in the sense of digital equalling fingers and having a decidely analog meaning. Perhaps, an archaic usage but familiar to people in the Midwest, especially during the eighties where the journey from first base to home plate was a long and ardous task. See also smell my fingers, man. Also, refers to obese Missouri women as in corn-fed pork.
"Dude, by the end of the month I am totally going to do Cindy--I porked her last night in the car and I'm heading for home plate!"
"Cindy, but she's like total corn-fed pork dude! Can you even find the slit on that chick? Did you pork or did you spork her?"
58. hodgepodge
verb, the act of slipping a hedgehog into the rectal passage in an effort for sexual stimulation
"Do you want to hodgepodge me?"
59. gild the lily
Also, as an alternate meaning, another phrase for female masturbation; the manual stimulation of the clitoris performed on oneself.
After I found out that my boyfriend couldn't make a bootycall last night, I had to gild the lily to get to sleep.
60. Vaginally Frigid
A phrase referring to a woman who can only attain an orgasm through clitoral stimulation and not through standard vaginal intercourse.
"My girlfriend has no orgasms when we have sex because she is vaginally frigid"
61. MGS
mutual genital stimulation
Nick and his girlfriend engaged in some MGS.
62. cum bunny
A woman that has the ability to have alot of orgasms. I'm talking every 1-2 mins of thrusting without clit stimulation.
Man I miss my ex girlfriend. She would cum before me that cum bunny.
63. The Running Man
The act of pleasuring a woman by rapidly stimulating her clitoris with your index and middle fingers in a manner similar to two legs running a sprint.
Seemingly bored by the stimulation of only one finger, I proceeded to give her the privilege of experiencing the running man
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