A teacher who would rather have some nice oak dowelling than a woman.more...
Residing in a technology department near you is Ernie. His non-sensical manner generates vast amounts of pupil-induced histerior, normally arising from the 23 hours of pure shit that comes out of his mouth every day. Ernie is well known in Waffling Circles, and has been crowned, apparently, Bullshit King of the United Kingdom.
Amongst all of stories that Ernie tells daily (he does tell most stories many times), I have yet to hear one that is at least vaguely interesting. Nestled in-between his sagas concerning the Swedish plumbing system and Russian transport normally resides the most boring subject of all- his life. Without provocation he will enter into a phase of reflection, followed by a good hour or so of him telling us how much he hates himself. He will give us a monologue of how many thousands of pounds he has lost through being a twat, how his mother threw out his dinky toys when he was fourteen, and how we should make something in Design and Technology as boring and mundane as a door or a paint pot. Oh, the excitement.
Complimenting Ernie's horific amount waffle is Ernie's horrific amount of comb-over. Being 50 something means that Ernie is going bald, and instead of admitting it like most men, Ernie has decided to attempt to cover it up with the most ridiculous hair style you could possibly see. Every time he coughs or splutters, his comb-over lifts up a little, revealing the bald scal...
what is love? love is that feeling u get w/e ur w/ that special someone. and you will still get this feeling even if uve been together for 10 years. love is when u would die, give up everything for that one person.It's when you trust the other with your life and when you would do anything for each other. When you love someone you want nothing more than for them to be truly happy no matter what it takes because that's how much you care about them and because their needs come before your own. You hide nothing of yourself and can tell the other anything because you know they accept you just the way you are and vice versa.
i mean love is too complicated to explain.. well heres something that is pretty close..well as close as ive gotten:
its when u except there faults bcuz they're a part of who you are; when u stay w/ them no matter what and faithfully without regret. its when u would give them your heart, your life, your death and stay bcuz a mix of pain and relation pulls you in so close you can hardly breathe and hols you there...
its when that special person is the first thing they think of when they wake up and the last thing they think of before they go to sleep. and thats wat i think love is really about..even though it is hard to explain ^.^
Body: Do You Love Someone this Much?"
Body: Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
A so-called "file sharing" program which is actually a great virus and fake bank, where people can freely choose their favourite virus and download it for free. Or if they want to have tons of fake files in their PC, then they have chosen the right program.
And just as if it wasn't enough, it comes with a free bonus : tons of spyware on your PC. This way, people won't have to waste their time telling to unknown people what websites they have visiting, these spyware will do it for them. Great, isn't it ?
This program is, however, not liked by those who don't like viruses, and they recommend other REAL sharing programs such as SoulSeek, eMule, Direct Connect, Overnet, and so on...
A version called Kazaa Lite exists, it has no spyware but still has the viruses and fakes.
A: 725 viruses in our virus collection ! Which are we missing ?
B: Lots... keygen.exe, for example !
A: Alright, download a fake crack from kazaa now !
A derogatory term that applies to black people. Derived from the 1990 film "Ghost Dad" starring Bill Cosby. It can be used in place of more harsh and well known terms when speaking directly to a person of dark skin in order to instill a sense of confusion while, if spoken with correct emphasis and dictation, still cause feelings of anger and offense. It is also important to note that it should be used in dialogue with respectable black men who have jobs or wear suits, not the "Gangsta Thug" type.
Hey Ghost Dad! Get me a beer!
Look Ghost Dad, I dont have exact change, now DRIVE THE BUS!
Alright Ghost Dad I've had enough. Let me speak to the manager!
Unbelieveable. Highly skilled with amazing speed, agility, and toughness. Four state titles in five years, enough said. Even if they did go west they're number 7 in the nation. Though some are arrogant(Nixon and Quinzani carry the team and some think they are the shit at lax), they still have All-Americans Fuchs, Casey, and Schnibbe. Next year they won't be as good, but they'll still dominate the state because it's Duxbury. Get over it. Duxbury dominates in MA lax. GET UP!
Some team from MA lax coach: Alright let's just try to stay somewhat close to Duxbury.
*they lose, miserably*
coach: well, it was Duxbury lax let's just go home and do whatever we do in our ghetto town
To have similar qualities as the legendary Leroy Jenkins who in the World of Warcraft runs into the dungeon and gets him and his group's asses handed to them, but still manages to come out with his pride and dignity in tact.
1. Someone who lacks all comprehension of the word 'caution'
2.To crush all hopes of succes into the ground
3.One who likes chicken
*Group has been planing how how to clear dungeon for the last 30 minutes*
Pally: we'll have a 32.33% chance of success
Warior: ugh, well thats better than we usualy...
Leroy Jenkins: ALRIGHT IM BACK CHUMPS LETS DO THIS!!!! LEEEEROIIIIIIIIYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIINSSSSssssss
Warrior: no, he didnt just do that did he?...
A singer who not only has made ska credible again, but has also made a new fashion style which combines cheap jewellery, feminine dresses, lots of make up and trainers. Her album, 'Alright, Still' is actually very good, combining rock steady, ska, pop and garage. I hope she goes far.
Lily Allen: A fashion icon, and I hope she becomes sucsessful. She deserves to.