A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother
Stigs: Hey morons, I really dont feel like teaching today, so go on your laptops
Stigs: I do alright for myself
Somebody Else: YEA, SLEEPING WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!
's "Tame racing driver"
Stig never speaks and is covered in a white fireproof nomex driving suit and a black visored helmet.
Also known as "The Stig
" or more recently "Cuddles
His job is basically to drive fast ... very fast.
Is introduced by the Top Gear presenters with amusing "facts" usually starting with "Some say..."
Some say he has webbed feet, and his helmet can intercept radio waves .... All we know is - he's called "The Stig
to drive like a crazy bastard in order to get somewhere quicker if you're late.... or to get away from the rozzers...
I saw the cops in my mirror so I stigged it out of there
Awesome in bed
Great husband and father
Bad with money
Stig can leap off a building on fire, literally.
A nice boy who lives in a skip with his roomate hooshlag. Hair is always straight but natural as there are no plugs in the skip, and is captain alongside his roomie hooshlag on there ship "the mighty losbter". Unfortunately not as good a crimper as hooshlag.
, go clean the poodeck overthere woodyah, or the skip will go smelly!
1. Someone who is like a tramp
2. Always after someones things eg sweets/money etc
3. Badly dressed and looks dirty
"You are such a stig"
"Stop stigging my stuff"
Undesirable tracksuit wearing criminal. See also POG, TEGGER.
"I'm sick of these fucking stigs wanting money to get back to Leeds."