skiffilufigus

STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.

She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt, Ima find that bitch AND KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT!

skiffilufigus by FreshestLette April 30, 2004

sniffilis 

catching a cold after hooking up with a random.

"oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out."

sniffilis by tina muff eater. May 20, 2009

stifficult 

Hard, difficult, and stiff fused to imply a sexual innuendo without actually having to be one

It is becoming stifficult to pay attention in class with my professors being so hot.

It's stifficult when i help girls wit squats at the gym

stifficult by theweeblewobble December 23, 2013

Stiffolis 

(n.) A condition of the male reproductive organ that causes extreme pain when urinating, orgasming, or becoming erect. Caused by lack of soap on ones genitals for an extended period of time. Most often transmitted from females with infested genitals to males who are too intoxicated to make intelligent decisions. Only one cure is known, Chechnyan Deuche

Ray got his fuck on with that one bitch Reeta last night and is sure to have caught the stiffolis.

Stiffolis by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

Sniffilis 

1. Always sniffing the mucus back into your nose.

2. When you have excess snot running out of your nose.

I shouldn't have made out with that chick with mono, she gave me sniffilis.

Sniffilis by DidaJ May 3, 2013

stifficulties 

to have trouble getting an erection

i hear kris has stifficulties

really?

yeh so i've heard

stifficulties by mart1n222 September 1, 2009

Scared Stiffless 

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

Scared Stiffless by squishiefishie October 31, 2018