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stiff one-eyesex (-0.002)
A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby
"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"
by startrek3000 May 24, 2010
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