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3.
(adj) used (in certain places at least) to mean stingy in the very negative sense. Does not have to refer to money, but usually does. Usually used when the speaker is referring to someone else who has wronged him or her.
Bob: Hey guys this was some expensive queeze so if you could each pitch in $10 I would really appreciate it.

Mark: Ok sure man.

Joe: Uhhh sorry, I don't have $10.

*Joe leaves*

Mark: Wow, what a douche.

Bob: Yeah, Joe is one stife mug.
by $.$ April 05, 2011
 
1.
1. A word used to describe something small; little; tiny; short.

2. Tight; fitting too closely.

3. Affording little or no extra room.
Janette's ponytail is stife.

I bought a new jacket but, I returned it because it was stife on me.

That guy you hooked me up with is stife. You know I don't like men shorter than me.
by candybaby5891 October 22, 2009
 
2.
a woman particularly the noticeable ones.
damn! sis you scope the dash on this stife? well did ya?
by venusflytrap October 14, 2006
 
4.
The wackest ever. A mixture of something Stale And Triflin..
That Dude Jeans Is Stife As Hell!
Her weave is SO Stife!
That Stife Ass Pussy!
by MadFace McLovin June 30, 2008
 
5.
If your wife is your sister.
Your stife is so hot.
by Mike Liddy April 23, 2009
 
6.
A Place in the South of Cornwall which is full of people with Aids.
" Are you from St.Aides"
"Yes, Its St.Ives"
"Are you riddled with Aids"
"No"
"Liar!"
by Rhiannon Heather February 13, 2008
 
7.
Another word to define such things that are flawless, or perfect. Something so great, so fine, which no other word can describe.

Origins: Canada
Damn, that girl is stife!

I got stife grades this semester.

That car is so stife.
by Mark Toletti December 28, 2004