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8.
To spunk on your keyboard whilst watching internet porn and getting a bit overwhelmed.
Guy One: Dude, what happened to your keyboard?

Guy Two: Oh, sorry. Got sticky keys.

Guy One: Ew.
by JewsAreTheNewBlack June 08, 2009
 
1.
1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people
Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
...
Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!
by joebob2 December 07, 2007
 
2.
When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.
Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.
by likeaboss413 May 13, 2009
 
3.
Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.
You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !
by tactical panda April 04, 2012
 
4.
When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.
Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?

Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.
by ElementProj May 15, 2011
 
5.
When your watching porno, and spray your man-goo all over your keyboard
John was getting really into it and gave his computer sticky keys
by TheGoombas September 03, 2010
 
6.
Press shift 5 times to activate.
It is supposed to allow you to use either SHIFT, CTRL, ALT and the Windows logo by pressing one key, but people I know refer it to some awesome joke, as they yell "STICKYKEYS!" in random places and at random times.
Sticky Keys Guy: "WOOOOOOT STICKYKEYS!"
Random person: "Um, hi?"
Sticky Keys Guy: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY"
Random Person: "Hello?
Sticky Keys Guy: "I LOOOOOVE STIIIICKYKEEEEEYS"
Random Person: "Sigh..."
by 17G December 06, 2011
 
7.
to have a wank and cum on your keyboard,
luke: i watched some well good porn lastnight and wanked over it

jamie: err really ?
luke : yeah, i proper cumed over the keyboard and gave it sticky keys
by squid and jay March 18, 2010