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1. A pad made to enable people to play DDR in the comfort of their own homes.
2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on. 3. A very sticky welcome mat. The other day I walked in on Robert sitting on the beat pad indian style jerking the turkey.
I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand. |
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| 2. | Sticky Side Up | ||
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For women, when you're on your period and the pad in your underwear uncontrollably turns and faces 'sticky side up', with the sticky side attaching itself to your pubic and anal hair.
Uncomfortable and embarrassing, pulling it off takes with it a bunch of pubes. Ouch... my pad's gone sticky side up!
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| 3. | Notekin | ||
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A napkin of any size, shape or color that is used as am immediate notepad, sticky or post-it type note. It is usually used in a bar or eatery in response to an urgent need to write down a telephone number, name or other item of interest. Eric (while on the phone in a bar): I have a pen. Wait, I need to find something to write on to get that number.
Chrissy: Here is a notekin, just don't wipe your mouth with it after you write the number down. |
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| 4. | Goog | ||
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Sticky, fowl smelling subtance that leaks from the cyst (see:Predator) located between a woman's legs when aroused. GUY 1: Her goog got all over my crotch and I had to scrub that shit with a Brillo pad.
GUY 2: Mmmmm GUY 1: O___o |
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| 5. | busaba calamari | ||
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Staple dish of London eatery.
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Details 8-13 Bird Street, Marylebone, W1U 1BU Tel: 020 7518 8080 Category: Thai Travel: Bond Street tube Times: Meals served noon-11pm Mon-Thur; noon-11.30pm Fri, Sat; noon-10pm Sun Price: Main courses £5.50-£10.90 Credit cards: AmEx, MC, V Services: Child facilities: Babies and children admitted Disabled: toilet All reader reviews by SS Busaba Eathai I went to Busaba on a friend's recommendation. 3 of us went towards the end of the lunch rush. The atmosphere was buzzing although the down point of that is I had to shout to be heard. It didn't really bother me that we shared one big table with others. However it did get annoying that the guy sitting on the same bench as me persisted in treating it like a see-saw, rocking it back and forth. The food on the whole was of a good quality. My friends enjoyed their Thai green curry and chicken curry. We ordered Thai fishcakes, Thai calamari and the not so Thai prawns in breadcrumbs. The calamari was good, tender and not over-cooked. The fishcakes I wasn't too keen on. They had a strange taste to them. I couldn't make it out. I had a pad see ew to follow, which had was tasty and generous with seafood, but the noodles looked and tasted like a 40p packet of instant noodles. The guy who took our order was friendly and polite. However, the service from one particular guy was shocking. We had ordered all our drinks at the same time, my friends' lemonades arrived first. My bott... |
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| 6. | Mayo Buns | ||
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Mayo Buns is a stunt pulled by a dude in bed. It begins with a man and a woman having anal sex. When the man gets close to 'blowing his load' he pulls out and gets it all over her 'buns'. The buns may then be sticky and/or smelly. Dude, I got this broad back to my pad and totally gave her a pair of Mayo Buns.
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| 7. | Four Poster Bed | ||
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Four Poster Bed A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner. The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed. A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed. Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love. In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter. And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat. C: Within my new Indian girlfriend's Palace of Love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a sexy deep red.
D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny... C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep. When I woke up I was sticky and naked D: I think you missed something fun. |
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