Sticktus Rectus Syndrome 

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015

stickputer 

Any computer that has outlived its usefulness.

Dude, get rid of that 286 stickputer.

stickputer by Johnson, Jr. October 11, 2006

stickpussy 

1. A gross euphmemism for penis.

The prisoner was overheard saying: "sucking cock ain't so bad. Just think of it as "stickpussy".

stickpussy by berserker256 May 16, 2003

Steaknuts 

sweaty stucknuts that werent dried in time to prevent escalation of the condition into steaknuts.

really painful rigid scrotum due to overexposure to ballsweat.

Hey wanna go to the bar?

Nah I cant walk.

Why Not?

Dude, I was working on the roof all day in heavy jeans. I totally got Steaknuts today.

Steaknuts by steaknuts August 26, 2010

smacknuts 

1.) a total douchewad.
2.) Cock-hungry rooster fucker.
3.) Glass-pane eating shitgoober.

"Yo, that fucking dicksocket is a total smacknuts."

smacknuts by jpt June 1, 2007

CAPS LOCK STICKUS

When someone types in all capital letters.

"Wow, that new kid on the site has a nasty case of CAPS LOCK STICKUS."

CAPS LOCK STICKUS by Sid Barrett July 24, 2007

sicknut

Very good, Aussie surfer term meaning the same as 'gnarly' or 'rad'.

"Check out the waves, dude. They're rad as."
"Sicknut! That's gnarly... "

sicknut by FozzyMc May 13, 2005