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Stink check 

When a person feels an itch in their butt crack and scrapes a couple of fingers across their asshole only to sniff them therefore confirming that they now have shit smelling fingers. Everybody in the world has done this or they are an outright liar!
Guy #1: Did you see Dennis scratching his ass? He just smelled his fingers! Guy #2: He does that all the time. He's doing a stink check. Guy #1: Gross...... he just handed me a beer!
Stink check by JoeyBomm June 8, 2020
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Stink Check 

When your Lover lets you go down on her and you do a "Stink Check" which is you sticking you fingers in their ass then proceding to twirl around ending it by pullin them out then sniffing and though is a stink check
"i stink checked my girl last night"
Stink Check by Justin I wish November 3, 2016

Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.
"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"
Checkout Stick by atvmike73 October 10, 2019

Checkout Stick

A stick used to strike vicious, unleashed dogs when they approach you on the beach.
“See this checkout stick? I’m going to use it to check your dog out of this world if you don’t put it back on the leash. Yuppy.”
Checkout Stick by Lord Hobo December 30, 2021

Butt cheek on a stick 

Something to call someone when you are mad at them. Kinda like jerk or idiot.
You are a butt cheek on a stick!You never came over!

Butt cheek on a stick 

1.A terrible pain you cannot handle

2.exclamation like “fuck” “shit” or “ dry cunt
Mothertrucker dude!, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
*has sex* butt cheek on a stick!

stickchick 

A young woman who is VERY VERY thin either of her own choice or by circumstances out of her control. Typically she will be anorexic looking, and even the tightest jeans will be loose on her creating a shitpants type effect. Even under careful observation no breasts or ass can be seen, and she has none of the curvature of a healthy female whatsoever, in fact she looks rather like a wooden plack or toothpick. She can however be attractive in the face. Copulation with these women is not advised. (See example below)
"That stickchick is dead, cuz I split her in two with my dick"

"Next time your at the Eating Disorder Center say "Hi!" to all the anorexic stickchicks for me."
stickchick by miracle_max December 28, 2007