64
A statement which clearly denotes its user as being

A)twelve or under

B)a virgin

C)someone who uses "words" such as 1337 or leet and is in fact

D) a n00b

E)who also uses "words" teh and pwn

F)who would in fact be stomped to death by one such as myself in real life

G)and would also be owned by a real player in CS or any other fps of their choosing
me: That's the third knife kill I've gotten on you this game, putzer!

pimply faced virgin:stfu, I'll get my awp and show you!

me: ~snikty snikt~ that's four, shut up and play.
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
65
an irrational response to your mother's comments that make more sense than your brain can accommodate
comfortably
"I thought we were going to spend the day together for Father's Day"
"Your Dad has been here all day, he worked in the yard for hours and just went to hit golf balls with your brother, they will be back by six"
"Oh, so I have been here all day, but he can go off with my brother" some more words of unkindness and then:
stfu, i am leaving
ridiculous.
by zzellda June 15, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
66
Sacred Trust of Females United! women rock! women get the job done!
Marianne: "Hey Melissa- you did a great job today"
Melissa: "Looks like you and Eva did a great job today too, Marianne"
Eva, Marianne & Melissa: "STFU !!!"
by Evil Eva July 12, 2008
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
67
1)Despite its original intentions, it is most often interpreted as "Stuff You" written in shorthand.
2)Intended to mean shut the f**k up.
Hey, stfu man.
by Willy Johnson November 04, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
68
the acronym for what you say to someone (shut the fuck up) who spells internet acronyms out loud in a real life conversation as opposed to saying the actual words
dude1: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm not gay.

dude2: No you shut the fuck up you don't even know proper english and that was the dumbest bullshit I've heard since George Bush's last speech.
by Tony_Chen March 21, 2007
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
69
Shut The Fuck UP

or if u want there is

Shut The Fuck Up You Bitch: stfuyb
and
Shut Your Fuckin' Mouth: syfm
Nicole and Josh are not real ppl in this thang

Nicole: UR GAY!!!!! STFU!!!!!!!!
Josh: Na, im just fukin wit ya

by 12091983 December 20, 2007
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
70
State Tenant Farmer's Union.
by ms devious July 07, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt