|1.||Can you hear me now?|
The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!
|2.||I'll Slap You Into Next Week|
To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!
Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.
an excessive reaction; a reaction with inappropriate emotional behavior
One fan's overreaction: "I never thought that anyone who would pay for subscription to this board would be fair weather fans...So for those of you who are not willing to support your team when they need you the most...all I can say is ...Please do not tell anyone you are real fans...and you can all go straight to HELL."
Stupid bitch. An insult given to a person (usually female) who is acting incredibly annoying and/or stupid.
Neighbor: Next time you walk through my yard and leave footprints on my grass I'll get my husband and he will HAVE A TALK WITH YOU!
You: Shut up stupbitch!
Athletes who work hard to discard the hateful stereotypes that tv and movies have put into there heads. Im a cheerleader and im not a slut ho or a bitch.Y E S cheerleading is a sport that we work hard for. The competition consists of 4 different parts which are dance,stunt,tumbling,and cheer. Im sick and tired of being put down by you people who dont know a god damn thing about cheerleading. BeCause i promise you ,you couldnt do what we do if you tried. So the next time you go judging a cheerleader remember this. You are no better than we are.
P1: look at those cheerleaders
P2: yea i bet shes a whore
Another word for perfection. He sings great, and don't say shit like "Oh well he sounds like a little girl." Go on YouTube and search "Justin's voice from 2009-2011" (you'll change your mind). He is NOT gay. He has a fucking girlfriend so there's no possible way he CAN be gay. He can't sing for his live? Last time I checked, he has 20+ awards, a book, a movie, over 10million fans etc. He started drumming when he was 2 years old without any lessons and he's great at it. Next time you decide to talk shit about him, do a little research first.
Retard hating on his success: OMG Justin Bieber sucks balls. He's sooooooooo gay!
Me: Stfu bitchface! If he was gay he wouldn't have a fucking girlfriend!
Retard hating on his success: He has no talent.
Me: Have you seen how many awards he has gotten dipshit?!
Retard hating on his success: *has a blank expression and walks away because they don't have anything to say and they know they are wrong*
Me: You better walk away bitch!
When someone overreacts, they are chumping
Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!