something everyone should say to obnoxious fucking idiots with their head up their ass.
idiot: liiiiiike OMG hilary duff is lyk SOOOOOO punk rawk!
me: stfu, asshat.
idiot: lyk omg you lyk said lyk ass lyk hat!
me:mmmhmmm. get the fuck over it.
A person who intentionally displays poor grammatical skills. These individuals are most prominant on the internet and online games and like to use acronyms such as STFU (Shut The Fuck Up), FTL (For The Lose), and and OMGWTF (Oh My God, What The Fuck). They will use these mash up of words at any and all given opportunities.
In the gaming spectrum, a Noob is not someone who is new to a game. That would be a Newbie. There is nothing wrong with being a newbie as you have to learn somewhere. However, a Noob is a person who has had some experience with a game, but still plays it poorly, acts like an asshat, and insists that they are elite (1337 in their own words) and that everyone else in the game is a "noob." Yes. Noob is one of those few words where the word itself is actually part of it's own definition since anyone who even uses the word "Noob" in a serious manner is a Noob himself.
This is based off a true incident. It saddens me that some fellow hordies in World of Warcraft act this way.
Idiot: OMFG u sux! Ur gear iz FTL. I own u noob!
Me: Really now?
Idiot: Ya wutever. I r 1337! watch dis.
(The idiot proceeds to duel me in attempt to prove that he is superior, which ends in him being smeared into the ground and me standing over his dead body)
Idiot: WTF hax!
Me: Yeah. You were right. You sure are elite.
Idiot: STFU Noob!
Fuck You If You Disagree *
a) To "gently" persuade someone that your opinion matters more than theirs. Which of course it does.
b) A way to end a futile attempt to lift the awareness of the obviously ill-informed person with whom you're interacting (e.g., an asshat, buttmunch, fucktard, or similar).
* Usually used online during intellectual discourse, but rare instances have been discovered in letters involving spats between romantic partners (see white trash).
(we join the following conversation already in progress)
aaron: STFU! my gf's hot, and all y'alls moms are ugly, skanky hoes. FUIUD!!
fred: yer mom ain't winnin any prizes either, dude
don: hang on - yo, take that out of your mouth and look up at me. I'll have to disagree - except for the lazy eye, aaron's mom is bangin' ...
aaron: fuck off
1) An idiot, a stupid person.
2) A scrotum sack that has seen too much masturbation.
One who fearful or easily offended by the game] manufacturer Nintendo] Co. Ltd. and all it's related customers]/fans]. Usually found on video game message boards]. They go all off on someone who plays or recommends Nintendo products.
Gamer 1: "Hey guys, I'm looking for a cheap game system with a good action game."
Gamer 2: "Try a GameCube, only $99 and get Metroid Prime, only $10."
Nintendophobe: "OMFG, THIS BOARD IS FILLED WITH NINTENFAGS. HOPE YUO GUYS ENJOY YOUR CIRCLE-JERK, FUCKING FANBOYS."
Gamer 2: "Dude, what the Hell is your problem?"
Nintendophobe: "STFU, YOU'RE A NINTENFAG, YUO DON'T HAEV AN OPINION!!!"
Gamer 1: "I think my IQ just went down."
Stands for Harmony Central Amp Forum. A place where scum guitar players hang out and discuss shit online. It is a purely man & boy zone. There are no females on HCAF. 50% of topics are about guitar playing the rest are off topic.more...
HCAF is dominated by metalheads. But if you wanna bring teh br00talz and you scoop your mids or have an amp powered by bees you will be laughed, and possibly battered, out of town.
It is plagued by trolls and has handbag drama going on a near daily basis. In comparison to other forums there is little moderation. An atmosphere of self-moderated anarchy is prevalent.
Keywords and phrases you should familiarise yourself with before you go to HCAF are: A2M, Gape, Asshat, Douche, Fucking Douche, Goatse, Gain, Butt Rape, Fucktard, Tweedbucket is a fucking cunt, Tubes, The inhabitants of Open Jam should be exterminated, Tone, Troll, Brutal
a person who has no mental to verbal social filter and to whom everything personal is everybody's news
Mark: I know we work closely together and will do so for a long time to come, and I know you are in a committed relationship BUT I LOVE YOU and want to have babies with you and I love you...
Kelly: thanks for ruining our otherwise comfortable working relationship, ya freakin' over discloser, next time stfu you dumbass