| 1. | velour | ||
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a towel like material that feels amazing. best worn as bed clothes or lazy clothes for their soft velvety feel. comfy to the max. though not yet proven, velour may have healing powers.
velour however is not goofy stevie dave had a cold and wore his velour socks to bed. in the morning he felt 95% better.
sarah saw a pile of velour clothes in a shop. the shop manager found her fast asleep in the middle of the velour mountain 3hours later. she was banned from the shop. she didnt care, shed never felt better |
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| 2. | Stevie Ray Vaughan | ||
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One of the greatest guitar players ever to have lived. Also, one of the most beautiful and unselfish people ever to have lived. If everyone were like he was, there would be no war or hatred in the world. SRV could play some uber tyte licks on that guit box.
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| 3. | Dink | ||
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The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury. Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!
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| 4. | saftey tape | ||
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in recording studios!
if the origonal tape on the reel to reel cuts or gets jammed or some how the recorder breaks down, you always got another recorder with the "saftey tape" in as back up, one of stevie ray vaughans albums was recorded on stevie wonders saftey tape for his layers of love album. jimbo the gonnabe famous:oh no the recorders stopped recording halway through my song,
dave the studio owner: oh its ok keep goin don't worry, the saftey tapes there, its alright, we got it. jimbo:oh crickey thank the good lord. |
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| 5. | hollister kid | ||
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Hollister has been referenced to as "the greatest cultural fraud perpetrated upon mankind", as such you can imagine the type of douche that wears their clothes on a day-to-day basis. A common "Hollister Kid" can be spotted wearing skin tight polos with popped collars, fake manboy tans, pre-ripped jeans, sandals, and an admiration for all things douche. The majority of these kids frequent beaches whilst listening/crying to Jack Johnson, Dave Mathews, or any other shitty college prep dittys. Their admiration for beaches stems from a desire to be shirtless and greasy, but above all to have credentials when broadcasting the beachey-douchey-surfer-type image. Though they all appear to be clones there are exceptions as not every individual wearing Hollister is in fact a "Hollister Kid", they can have great personalities regardless of their cliched style of attire.
In spite of this regular lack of any sensibility Hollister Kids can often be found with hot girls. Kudos to you Hollister Kids...kudos to you Jack: Hey whats up, my name is Jack
Hollister Kid: Hey my name is Kevin...I work at Hollister Jack: I don't give a fuck where you work. Pedo: Look at those attractive girls! Yan: Forget it unless you're keen on being a douchey Hollister Kid |
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| 6. | lino | ||
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1. an abbr. of linoleum, the floor covering.
2. the linesman in soccer 1. ers next door looks really posh now. she's got rid of the old beer cans and done it all up wiv lino.
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside." dave "bring on stevie wonder!" |
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| 7. | Davey Weavis | ||
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What's six foot six inches tall, an utter legend and is called Dave Weavis? The answer: Dave Weavis! He is a respectable but powerful warrior that fights evil along with Harry Adderley, Big SMC, Allah Marchant, The Woman and Stevie Crow. Is most famous for slaying the great dragon Bazzohater and saving Bazzo. "I love you Davey Weavis!"
"Davey Weavis, I want your babies!" "Get naked, Davey Weavis!" |
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