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Similar to a lawlsuit, when an individual or corporation gets sued in an unfair or frivolous manner, he is said to have gotten a stevejob. A: "Did you hear? Apple is suing HTC for violating over 20 patents even though it's technically Google who infringed with their Android OS!"
B: "Man, Apple's giving HTC one helluva stevejob." |
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To take an existing product, paint it glossy white, sell it for three times its worth and claim to have invented it. an iPod is just an MP3 player that's been given a stevejob.
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|stēvjäb| noun (To reach, or be brought to) a heightened state of excitement and/or delight from a gadget or electronic device of sorts. Usually in referral to, but not limited to, Apple products. "The iPad gave me the most amazing stevejob and iCame all over the place."
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when an apple fan pleasures themself, or apple fan is carrying on about apple products Oh look, John is giving himself a stevejob
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A handjob given with Apple products. Guy 1: Last night Trisha came over. I wanted her to go downtown on me but instead she gave me a stevejob.
Guy 2: Sounds expensive... Guy 1: It was... but now I feel so hip! |
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A stevejob is when a woman places an iPhone on their genitals and makes it vibrate, to the point of orgasm. She was bored, so she took out her iPhone, put it on vibrate, and put it on her clit. When she was done climaxing, she got up, took a deep breath, and said, "That was one heck of a stevejob!"
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