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5.
An intelligent, sexy, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is laid back, but is a natural born determined leader. He is ambitious, but is also prone to laziness. A Steve is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. Steves are nurturers, protectors, and appreciators of humanity. As lovers, Steves are intimately affectionate, passionate and intense,so make sure you fasten your seat belt! A Steve will quickly learn which buttons to press, when & where; and rapidly understand your body's language of pleasure. Steves are adored by women, and are prone to promiscuity, so unless you a person of equal wit and intelligence good luck keeping them interested! A Steve can also be very mistrusting and unforgiving of others, and to shy observers, can come off as cold-hearted and intimidating.
Wow, the guy can only be a Steve!

Wait. Here comes Steve, he'll know what to do, he always does.

"Why didn't you go out with that guy?"

"Because he's a Steve."

"Ahhh, good call you could never keep up with a Steve."

"Exactly!!"
by sadlyincapable1234 September 23, 2010
 
29.
The man you wished you'd never had kids with. The most sullen, morose, grim, glum ex to walk the earth.

This man can even turn a happy lady into a miserable mess. Avoid all face to face contact and communicate only by text message if possible .

Steve has not even a glimmer of friendliness or a scrap of nice ness.
Friend - you look mad.

Ex - Steve.

Friend - aah of course i should have guessed.....i met a Steve last weekend but obviously am never seeing him again.
by bentleybird July 18, 2014
 
30.
After the death of Steve Jobs the Adjective "Steve" has been added to the urban dictionary.

Since most people own an Apple product you can compare the amount of "Steve" you've got by how many Apple products you've got.

Steve is to be compared to the known expressions as "Swag, Steeze"
"Awh, bro! You got so much Steve I can't believe you're such rich ass motherfucker!"

"Ey yo, bitch! Check my Steve!"

"Sup' Bro just got my new HTC phone check it out!"
- "Shit holmes, that shit dosen't flow with Steve"
by Oble-MXII October 06, 2011
 
31.
a very potent type of weed used during a sexual position referred to as the g-reg
Warning in order to smoke this joint you can not use protection or else... idk this is gay anyway s-teve rulz
by Steve zera November 10, 2008
 
32.
To spoil the end of a story
1)
"Did you see the last episode of True Blood?"
"No, dude, please don't steve it"

2) " Did you enjoy that book I lent you ?"
" Yeah, i'd have enjoyed it more if someone hadn't steved the ending"
by Tishifer September 29, 2011
 
33.
A douche.
What's up with that dude with the muscle shirt?

Yeah, what a Steve
by ARM33 January 10, 2014
 
34.
an epic ninja monkey who in the mornings is a top class preditor and in the afternoons is a top class ninja/skator...he usualy hangs out with the raddest fucking crew you will ever know. hes a beast at parkour and likes tits...did i mention he gets pussy alot and knows how to take apart a m16 and reassemble it in 15.6 seconds
wyatt-im looking for someone awesome
soren- your looking for steve... i hear hes the shit
by wutangnut69 April 05, 2011
 
35.
THE FIRELORD...nuff said
"Duude that kid's got a firey attitude"
--"He must be a Steve"
by ADD A J November 23, 2010