The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.
Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..
The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.
The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.
Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.
Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
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A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.
steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank
The ability to have a wank whilst simultaneously undertaking another task with your free hand, which is non wank related.
Mike, " Yo Steve, what did you get up to last night"?
Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".
Mike, "Good effort mate".
A traditional British wank, involving mint sauce and select cuts of lamb breast.
"Dude, I caught Dave playing wankchops last night, he got mint sauce all over my bedsheets!"
To wance, is to wank whilst dancing to a song.
Oh yeah, I was wancing hard last night my mate Ebooo over Steps version of Tragedy. He's taught me some class new moves to enhance my wancing. I love to wance :>