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When someone tells you or shows you something so brilliant and innovative that it almost makes you come (figuratively speaking), you just got a steve job. Can also imply a job involving a lot of free, open innovative and creative thinking, where you get to talk about cool tech stuff and design all day. Example 1:
John: Man, I just read and amazing innovative article on Wired Magazine. Best Steve Job ever! I totally blew my load all over my Magic Mouse! Ben: Awesome... I came too Example 2: Ben: My job consists of brainstorming and innovating all day. John: A real Steve Job? Ben: Yes. |
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The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product. Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods.
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To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer. "Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."
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The ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach.
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday" "Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"
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The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer. Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?
Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too! |
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when you get a blow job while on a computer or using any apple device dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod. |
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A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012. Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.
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A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex. "yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"
"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day" |
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