| 1. | Steve-Jitsu | ||
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Steve-Jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu. Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match for Karate!
Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show me. Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics* Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face* Lesson: Firearm > 20 years of martial arts. |
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| 2. | Kung Jitsu | ||
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(1) Any mixed martial art.
(2) Any martial art whose name you can't remember. PETER: Poindexter beat up Leroy?
BOBBY: Yeah, he used some kind of Kung Jitsu stuff on him! |
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| 3. | bruise lee | ||
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noun, verb, adjective or adverb: To be like or do like Bruce Lee when it comes to fighting skill, ie, you are Bruce Lee's equal and no one else is better, no Jet Li, no Jackie Chan, no Chuck Norris, no Tito Ortiz, etc. Billy Jack was at the bar looking for Little White Dove but the Hell's Angels gave him shit so he had to whip out some bruise lee on 'em.
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