sterned 

The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.

Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!

sterned by Stern Lover March 19, 2008

Nolan Sterret 

noun
A retarded fuck who thinks doing drugs is cool. Also thinks anybody that texts them is their shordy. Also thinks dry memes are funny.

Dude 1: Are you a Nolan Sterret?
Dude 2: This ain't it chief
Dude 1: Yes, yes you are

Nolan Sterret by ChinkGod October 30, 2018

Sternat 

To climax before one's partner and then leave to go make a sandwich.

Man, last night, Kathy completely sternatted me and left me by myself in the bedroom.

Sternat by tgbld November 27, 2011

Shernette 

She loves to play
She is a very good cook.Kind.Sometimes genuras.Nice.Always curious.Says anything that comea through her mouth when shes mad.Very Impatient

Shernette makes the best freakin food in the world.

Shernette by Shernette December 19, 2017

Sterne 

to try and inform your friends of something you find incredibly newsworthy and you send it out only to find out its two months old

Fuck, I Pulled a Sterne.

Sterne by Wheelsee March 25, 2008

w*sterner 

A w*estener is a human kind that thinks it is much more inteligent then the people from the east just because they are not close to russia

Shut up w*sterner you think that we are poor just because you earn 2000€ when your rent is 1500€

w*sterner by AyoSwizzy September 1, 2021

Sterned 

Like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.

Common misspellings such as "Sternt", "Sternd" and "Sternz0red" are also acceptable.

Winner One : "OMFG, Sterned biyatch"
Winner Two : "Yeah, u got sternt lol"

Sterned by Beerdude26 February 15, 2006