Worm On A String 

Worm On A String is your best friend! He loves you very very much. And you also love him. They are cute, fuzzy and have beautiful eyes. And they’re available in al the mc freakin’ colors you want! If your worm is lonely, buy him a friend. You can also make a giant worm, this is the ultimate life form.

Person one: Hey what you got there?
Person two: Oh it’s just my best friend, Worm On A String!

Worm On A String by Worms are my friends October 16, 2019

storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."

storing a charge by Worshy March 1, 2015

Six String Sympathiser 

One who guardedly believes in the value and role of the guitar in modern music, despite many seeing it as a dated instrument.

Fucking hell, not another six string sympathiser.

Six String Sympathiser by felixg11 May 5, 2020

Scott Sterling 

The Man. The Myth. The Legend

Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.

Scott Sterling by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016

Worm on a string 

My lord and savior. The messiah.

Friend: *sends picture of worm on a stick* “do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior worm on a string.”
You: hell yeah I do

Worm on a string by Boopbadoopbadoop February 17, 2020

Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

stringularity 

The idea that the singularity representing an infinite mass is actually a "ringularity" connected to itself via cosmic strings. These manifest in the universe as distinct black holes, despite that an infinite mass cannot be contained to a single location in space or time by definition.

I once said the word "stringularity" to Brian Greene and he had a conniption.

stringularity by Zenothys August 20, 2019