Stepping on legos 

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.

I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.

Stepping on legos by EuroChemist October 31, 2017

stepping on a lego 

Something delivered from hell itself, hard for even Chuck Norris to withstand.

Stepping on a lego- Something Satan made to laugh at us.

stepping on a lego by that star wars guy March 28, 2015

Stepping on my scarf 

Hipster slang used to indicate when someone is particularly high under the effect of drugs, in analogy with the fact that he is unable to complete simple tasks as for example walk properly and/or put his scarf on.

1. He was so drunk he was stepping on his scarf.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.

Stepping on my scarf by scarfsteppin November 7, 2013

Stepping on lego 

A torture device made by the devil himself to destroy anything that touches it no matter how much protection you have

Stepping on lego is hell

Stepping on lego by odd_guy_59 February 16, 2018

stepping on my own dick

1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.

The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.

1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"

First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.

stepping on my own dick by DBG February 15, 2008

stepping on the beach 

What you do underwater.

steppin on the beach DO DO DO DO

steppin on the beach DWLLE DA DO
steppin on the beach DO DO DO DO
stepping on the beach DWLLE DA DO

stepping on the beach by someuunedgymiddleschooler December 10, 2017

Stepping On A Lego 

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

Stepping On A Lego by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022