Stephen Baldwin 

Douchebag that had little success and familiarity due to such films as "Bio Dome" and "Half Baked". His fame is now primarily associated with his last name that has gained notoriety from his older, more successful brother, Alec.

"You are so unsuccessful and your brother pays for all your expenses, you are just like Stephen Baldwin."

Stephen Baldwin by johnnydakota May 14, 2010

Stephen & Brown 

1- n. A vaguely dirty synonym for your balls.

2- v. To completely and utterly beat the shit out of someone for trivial reasons. (i.e. a virile power trip)

Etymology- Originates from a Rutherford High School urban legend involving an ultramasculine male by the name of Stephen Brown whom simply stares at opponents in fights until they wither in fear.

Dear god! These jeans have Stephen & Brown in a bloody vicegrip.

Stephen & Brown by Wynne Sermons November 9, 2007

Sloppy Stephen Butt Hole 

When a guy named Stephen has a butthole so sweaty and sloppy that it constantly leaks a chunky, dark brown substance that mildly resembles a placenta.

me : "Yo, broseph! what u wanna do today?"
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"

me: "ok bro good luck."

Sloppy Stephen Butt Hole by ShartOfDarkness May 1, 2014

Stephen Burns 

Noun, also used as a verb. Is known for "Horniest Man Alive Syndrome." Symptoms: excessively horny all the time. Gets easily aroused or feels sexual excitement 24 hours a day 7 days a week, no matter the gender. He is frequently seen putting his information into girls phones unwarranted, or swapping spit with someone, has been seen at the Harp twerking on (they/thems) .He is considered, "atrociously down bad." During the 2020 novel Covid virus pandemic, this is when Stephen first was diagnosed with the syndrome. Stephen went through two pandemics. Please go to your local officials and ask for lockdowns to be minimized or removed, as this syndrome is mentally straining and causing my friend to go down a downward spiral. If any of your friends have these symptoms please contact youre nearest CVS Minute Clinic.

" Yo bro who is that girl, i want to ask her to dance?"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"

Stephen Burns by spanky6969 August 6, 2021

STEPHEN BUTCHER 

this is a way to say hello in acient mandalorian language

person 1: stephen butcher

person 2: stephen butcher to you to

STEPHEN BUTCHER by Johnny drip drip February 27, 2023

Stephen Brown 

Amor tantum mihi Olivia
Stephen is a quirky young man, who often falls in love with women named Olivia Ellard. He only has eyes for short brown haired young ladies, who humour his strangeness. All in all he is usually a fairly nice chap, but his devotion to his Olivia is unending.

Stephen Brown: Amor tantum mihi Olivia
Olivia Ellard: Oh that's nice

Stephen Brown by Dee didly dankus April 25, 2017

stephen brunkie 

The seediest person in all of existence.

On a scale of Watermelon to Stephen Brunkie, how seedy are you?

stephen brunkie by mungbean69 August 9, 2012