1. a noun used to describe sluts of the highest level: a skankish bitch who is usually antisocial, short, blonde, flat chested and pathetic. one such girl is often mistaken for a boy and dresses skankish to compensate her male like structure. outfits may include miniskirts miniskirts and more miniskirts, shortshorts, skintight jeans, floss, g strings, tights, and nothing but tanktops and small shirts to expose her miniscule breast. stephanieees tend to stick to the shadows and be as pansexual as they get.... can be referred to as a nympho but not in a good way, tend to stick anything they can find up their floppy vaginas and are fueled by cum

2. another word for guanaria, herpes, siphallis, crabs, or the mythical Guanherpesiphaids
WOW, shes been acting like such a Stephanieee lately, screwed her boyfriend, then his best friend, her girl best friend, all 14 of her cats and i think shes going for her oven!?

Man u should go get checked out for Stephanieee after sticking your junk in that cum dumpster
by not that kinda girl October 23, 2011
A most bitch that will always be a bitch in other words a bitch whore whale cunt person that always will be hated.
Bob: dude why is she like that?
John: I don't know shes such A Stephanie.
by Nosandcake August 02, 2011
Stephanie is a snake. She acts like the best friend in the world when really behind your back she is sleeping with your guy. You should always watch your back around her because she is probably talking behind it at this very moment. Don't share too much with her or get too close.
Ugh, Stephanie did it again! I hate girls like her.
by snakekiller90210 April 12, 2011
Stephanie is an annoying tart who will obsess over your boyfriend and comment on all his facebook photos. You feel embarassed for her but also want to smack her upside the head.
That pathetic creeper is totally in love with your boyfriend' 'I know - she's a stage 5 Stephanie
by backoffyouhussy April 12, 2011
A mythodical creature that is said to be ludicrously tall and an unbelievable mess. The creature is said to have stemed from the rotten sea weed on Warrenpoint Beach in Northern Ireland, which is widely regarded as a complete and utter shit hole. If you see a Stephanie, do yourself a favour, dont look it in the eye and get the fuck out of the area immediately.
Boy: "Daddy, what the sweet fuck is that?"
Dad: "Its Stephanie, RUN!!!!!"
by StephIsACreep October 05, 2010
Last week's side-dish, this week's main course. Courted by the presently balding by force, and hairless by choice, c-class (no-class) driving Mahopac native "Papa-Douchebag." Who originally, claimed a Stephanie to emit inhumane gasses fatal for human inhalation. Comparable to asbestsos.

A Stephanie has been previously employed by your local retail sub-par minimum wage bagel provider. Holding the prestiged position of "special delivery." However, clearly far from prestigious.

A Stephanie's identity is marked by her poor fashion sense, and unnoteworthy physical attributes, such as matted hair, small eyes, underdeveloped chest, and lacking behind. A Stephanie can be found flocking amongst Mahopac's undesireables.

Although a Stephanie may be easily overlooked, her natural 'parfum' is one that can be most easily confused with that of Pepe Le Pew. One character that chooses to remain nameless, however not so nameless in this description, has compared this bodily emission to that of the air within a retired (moldy) basketball.

If one is confused with a Stephanie, she is most likely to be spotted grazing with a "BINNNCYYYY." See Bincy for further description.
Stephanie:

Also known as, "Smelly Hobo Bagel Lady"

Stephanie says: Workin that 9-5, but it's all for my boyfriend (aka the balding by force, hairless by choice, the one and only, 'PAPA')
by Beencie August 29, 2010
A blonde girl that goes to Eaton Rapids with extremely large feet
Bigfoot stephanie
by The world said so February 05, 2010

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