Steradent Soother 

That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy

Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"

Steradent Soother by assmasta February 19, 2015

stevarenoed 

Trying to hang with heavy drinkers but getting completely steamrolled and suffering the worst hangover you can imagine..

Hey, what's wrong?

Dude, i got stevarenoed last night.

Damn, sucks to be you.

stevarenoed by T-rav-stl February 1, 2017

supparently

supposedly + apparently = supparently

sometimes you have to use both.

"supparently, the jalepeno cheese spread is really good."

supparently by @michaelseo February 22, 2013

stepaunt

1. The sister of one's stepparent.
2. The stepsister of one's parent.

My stepaunt is a good person.

stepaunt by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

sparent 

A spare parent. A parent you could quite easily manage without for the rest of your life.

Usually people have either one sparent, but ideally no sparents until the age of 18. After this age one ought to have two sparents, but may feel as if they still need at least one of their sparents.

The maximum number of sparents a person can have is 4, when one's parents have divorced and both remarried such that one has two actual parents and two step-parents, but all of them are useless and hence spare.

The minimum number is -2, i.e. one is an orphan, under the age of 18 who really needs two parents.

"How many parents do you have?"

"2, although my dad is really a sparent."

sparent by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

starenthesis 

What occurs when someone puts asterisks on either side of a word to accentuate it (chiefly in writing).

His use of starenthesis was *SO* apparent!!!

starenthesis by Shieldman November 30, 2007

stepparent 

The person who is married to someone's parent but who is not their parent.

My stepparent is a good person.

stepparent by Wonbig October 13, 2021