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A nasty, viscious little stinky demon who bites and steals food right out of your hand. "Ferret musk" is the odor that is naturally expressed from its scent glands. they are illegal in some states and ought to be put into extinction. "What the hell? That goddamn ferret just snatched my cookie, bit me and then stared at me from the corner with pure evil in his eyes and the cookie in his mouth."
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| 9. | cupfart | ||
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A particularly nasty habit.This involves placing a cupped hand over the anal region while farting, then releasing the pungent stench over the victims nose.Can cause dizziness and nausea ,especially if victim is asleep and continues to nasally inhale.Amazingly not illegal at time of typing. " Which bastard just cupfarted me? I was having a lovely dream about titwanking now i feel like retching , man someone is gonna get a right knacker cracker
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| 10. | side handed ape gribbler | ||
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is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues. What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.
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| 11. | KUNG POO | ||
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Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution. Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England. Example: Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?" Lee: (silence) Rus: "Lee?" Lee: (deathly silence) |
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| 12. | Cheek Plow | ||
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A device used to separate an obese individual's ass cheeks. This device is employed during medical procedures such as rectal exams, hernia removal, etc. The device is often equipped with a sprayer that "mists" coconut or other fragrances to make the overwhelming stench bearable. "Nurse can you hand me the cheek plow. I have several layers of blubber that I need to peel back to get to this guy's anus."
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| 13. | grime factor 5 | ||
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3 grime levels below Stephan. Stephan is the almighty lord grime hand, much beyond grime factor 5.
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| 14. | Stink Mitten | ||
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The name given to one's hand after it has accidentally or purposefully acquired a repulsive stench; often by running it between one's own (preferably) clammy ass cheeks, or by doing a bad fart on it. Hey, smell my stink mitten.
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