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(n.) A retard or an asshole; basically a jerk-off- most commonly used in Medford, Massachusetts
Also see hegner (hegna)
example one

Can you believe that absolute stemma had the nerve to bring a six pack of Zima and then pass out after drinking two?

example two

Person A: Did you see that hot chick with that absolute dork?

Person B: Yeah that kid does look like a stemma.
by stanley the stemma March 31, 2008

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