Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.
Still easily the nicest lager available.
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"
stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.
Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?
Many beers later....
Soccer player- You're hot.
Me- Yeah you too....
Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car.
Me- Thank you Stella Artois.
It Makes you drunk,strong and brave...
You might even fight a nigga or 2!
Loved by black people such as myself.
stella artois! My way of life!
Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him..
Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella???
Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour!