Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

Staining the Porcelain by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

staining porcelain 

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

staining porcelain by mormdavid April 24, 2009

Steining 

or Frankensteining

The act of being so fucked up that you cant move.

"Dude im steining hard right now, im fucked up."

Steining by TFTH April 3, 2010

steinied

Get stopped or slowed down by someone of box-like proportions.

F^*%, California Sandwiches is gonna close soon. We'd better not get steinied here.

OR: Go get your steinbox. I ain't getting steinied on this one.

steinied by renbag August 18, 2008

Sheinin' Reflex

The sheinin' reflex is a sensitive reflex that is only triggered when someone is dancing near/with you, when you are not dancing.
In chronic cases. the reflex can be triggered by sound only.
When the reflex is triggered, you start dancing, awkwardly, trying to blend in, but pulling too much attention, making you "shine" on the dance floor.

Dude #1: "Check out Dan, he is doing the macarena, what the hell just happened here?"
Dude #2 : "Haven't you heard? that chick was dancing three feet from him and it triggered his Sheinin' Reflex"

Sheinin' Reflex by The Krugr June 7, 2010

seining out 

Could mean either just giving up, slowly getting out or getting away with something, relaxing drinking milk and water and watching a lot of Seinfeld, or seeing way too many actual signs.

I'm seining out! I'm seeing way to many signs!

seining out by Dylan Gronseth (The Great...) November 11, 2011

steenin' 

to be standing while leaning in an intoxicated state.

"Bro, look at how looped Lee is, is he standing or leanin'?"

HE'S STEENIN'!!!

steenin' by ooooo pretty goood December 4, 2011