Jacob stegosaurus 

The definition of cringey

I'm Jacob stegosaurus (I 'm fucking cringey

Jacob stegosaurus by Cringey man May 13, 2016

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

Super Stegosaurus Pissed by smb0072962 June 29, 2022

Stegosaurus

A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!

Teacher during Sex ED: Jared, what's a Stegosaurus?
Jared: A dinosaur you idiot!

Stegosaurus by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

stegosaurusly 

(adverb) to a great degree; exceedingly; inspiring enthusiasm of Jurassic proportions for the statement to follow; a Jacobean intensifyer of delicion and nutrition.

Bro, that hamburger was stegosaurusly delicious AND nutritious!

stegosaurusly by fightingfoo16 November 30, 2020

Stegosaurus

Large, inexplicable dinosaur that steps on time travelers and then announces its identity.

Man: It worked! My time machine wor-
Dinosaur, after stepping on him: I am a stegosaurus!

Stegosaurus by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!

Schiller Park Stegosaurus by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

Stegosaurus Ass

An ass that is large, like a dinosaur; specifically, a stegosaurus. Not actually an ass that bears any resemblance to a stegosaurus. It’s not spiky. It’s voluptuous.

“Wow, that man has a Stegosaurus Ass!”
“...what?”
“You know, like, large. It’s a good ass.”
“Oh, okay.”

Stegosaurus Ass by anonymousstegosaurus February 13, 2021