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AKA: Shnookums.

A beautifully blue eyed, dreaded up, hunk of a man. Some might say he's perfect. His smile is enough to lighten up the worst of days, and his laugh will make your heart skip a beat. You will find yourself getting lost in his eyes on an hourly basis. My best friend, the love of my life, my rock, my go to man...Stefan is a package deal. He's the reason I wake up and go to bed the happiest woman alive. His occasional country twang, and even better country singing can make my entire day. His epic bass playing, and take on his favorite metal bands could entertain you for hours. He'll make you want to be the best version of yourself. Force your mind to wander to places it never has before. When you're with him, the world just feels right. You will not question anything, and you'll know that everything in life has ultimately led you to Stefan. Because you are the perfect two. You'll find yourself doing cheesy things, thinking cheesy thoughts, and defining him on Urban Dictionary. And none of that will matter, because he deserves the world. Stefan is incredibly genuine, hard working, insanely hilarious, crazy gorgeous, and perfectly silly....he's a once in a life time find.
Person: whoa, that guy is awesome! I love his dreads.

Zoe: yea, well what'd you expect? He's Stefan.
by ZBear February 23, 2013
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A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.
OMFG. Stefan busted in my eye last night. It tastes like coca-cola. mhhhm good. i love him.
by iamabitchyay January 17, 2008
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If someone is named stefan they will be great lovers and the best bf you will ever have. They are also very talented in many things but especially in sport.

if you ever meet a guy names stefan he will be the coolest person ever.
"Wow i meat this guy called Stefan, hes the coolest guy ever!!"

"my boyfriend Stefan is the best lover ever!"
by jay134212414 June 30, 2008
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The sexiest man alive.The best in bed. He has my heart in his hands. The best boyfriend in the entire world.The one person I can call my best friend forever. Made with the perfect personality. The BEST sense of humour. Someone I hope I will never lose. <3
Stefan, you are amazing!
by krechenna February 12, 2009
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A stefan is most commonly seen as a large ape-ish figure, that dwells in the foliage of large trees, as well as the crowns. Stefans can also be recognized by their horendous musical talent, making sounds of cats being hit by riding lawnmowers then lit on fire with a homemade flamethrower.
Look at that stefan, hes playing that saxophone like an ape.
by afrojack69 October 28, 2011
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The biggest fucking skeeve on the planet.
"Shut the fuck up Stefan!"

"Stefan, you're about to enter a world of pain!"
by Skeeve Catcher October 10, 2011
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A man who is often percieved as gay due to his unusual hairstlyes, opinons regarding body hair and fashion sense. Stefans very rarely know what they want out of life and therefore tend to exude an air of confusion and bewilderment. Fortunately, Stefans tend to be very attractive. This attractiveness will however diminish as one learns more about a Stefans character. Good for a one night stand, but not much else.
That man would be really sexy if he didn't look so confused and homo.
Yeah, must be a Stefan.
by PurpleRhino123 January 18, 2011
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A creature from the Machine world. Forged from the hardest steels of Croatia and the densest irons of Serbia, this unstoppable force destroys all in it's path. Distantly related to it's American counter-part, Hugh. Socially inept due to it's tendancy to kill people. Has a strong dis-like of slags. Hates those of Chinese ethnicity. Has large radar-like ears in order to hear if "the threat from the east" approaches. Liable to injury, £7 Billion of the taxpayer's money spent on it's healthcare.

Random Chinese Man: Hello
Stefan: I'll crack your skull *checks man through wall*
by Jethro Tull January 29, 2006
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