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A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.
OMFG. Stefan busted in my eye last night. It tastes like coca-cola. mhhhm good. i love him.
by iamabitchyay January 17, 2008

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any of numerous small rodents (as of the genus Mus) with pointed snout, rather small ears, elongated body, and slender tail.
guy 1: OMG, that little rodent just ate my cheese!
guy 2: It's okay! It's stefan!
by kwameromeo#niguhhlove August 05, 2011

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Some retard who thinks he is cool but cannot get laid. Even if he has a girlfriend he shall not get laid for at least two to three years.
"He's never gunna get laid, he's a stefan"
by Wanaka62 August 27, 2016

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Stefan is mostly used in the country of "Spain". Stefans are usually you think that are gay because of their retarded hairstyle, but they are really cool people. They tend to have 8-packs, and are amazing in bed. They are the funniest guys alive. They usually make adult jokes. They also try to make their writings perfect, like a Grammar Nazi. You would want a long-term relationship with them, and they are good for one-night stands.
Ken: I think that I'm falling for Stefan..
Ruby: I am too, he is amazing!
by Kenita June 12, 2015

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the worst fucking gay wad you will ever meet on the face of this damn planet. He looks gay due to his gay hairstyle. he usally looks like justin bieber but gay. and sometimes he will be tan. he gives you the finger, right in the middle of class. and then he tells you he hates you. he talks more than the average girl. and he has noooo talents. he is also referred to as a girl

but, some stefans that arnt gay are rare. if you meet one.

charish it.
guy one:hey who the FUCK IS THAT KID?

guy two: oh thats that gay kid.

girl:oh his name is stefan that must be why
by TANKEDyouzeee October 12, 2011

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a boy who derps a lot (see derp)

thinks he gots swag
doesnt where underwear
can't count to ten
why is he alive?
well a big dick nonetheless
"Yeoooo I have no friends, my name is obviously Stefan"
by twatellum January 16, 2012

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-someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker
-not to be confused with douche
-used as a nicer term than douchebag, almost a term of endearment
-synonymous for douchebag in Columbus, Ohio
Did you say that outfit? Dude looks like a Stefan.
by stormeh33 October 11, 2014

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1. overly broody, whiny, mopey
person: *whine whine brood brood mope mope*
omg grow the fuck up and stop being so fucking stefan about it
by delena-is-happening December 05, 2012

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