A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.
OMFG. Stefan busted in my eye last night. It tastes like coca-cola. mhhhm good. i love him.
the worst fucking gay wad you will ever meet on the face of this damn planet. He looks gay due to his gay hairstyle. he usally looks like justin bieber but gay. and sometimes he will be tan. he gives you the finger, right in the middle of class. and then he tells you he hates you. he talks more than the average girl. and he has noooo talents. he is also referred to as a girl
but, some stefans that arnt gay are rare. if you meet one.
guy one:hey who the FUCK IS THAT KID?
guy two: oh thats that gay kid.
girl:oh his name is stefan that must be why
any of numerous small rodents (as of the genus Mus) with pointed snout, rather small ears, elongated body, and slender tail.
guy 1: OMG, that little rodent just ate my cheese!
guy 2: It's okay! It's stefan!
A creature from the Machine world. Forged from the hardest steels of Croatia and the densest irons of Serbia, this unstoppable force destroys all in it's path. Distantly related to it's American counter-part, Hugh. Socially inept due to it's tendancy to kill people. Has a strong dis-like of slags. Hates those of Chinese ethnicity. Has large radar-like ears in order to hear if "the threat from the east" approaches. Liable to injury, £7 Billion of the taxpayer's money spent on it's healthcare.
Random Chinese Man: Hello
Stefan: I'll crack your skull *checks man through wall*
a boy who derps a lot (see derp)
thinks he gots swag
doesnt where underwear
can't count to ten
why is he alive?
well a big dick nonetheless
"Yeoooo I have no friends, my name is obviously Stefan"
1. Someone who has a perpetual asshat.
2. Someone who suffers from extreme stupidity which often gets mistaken for retardation. Also known as a dipshit.
3. Someone who struggles with mundane tasks such as; using eating utensils, operating TV remotes and even masturbation.
4. Someone who constantly grumpy and whines about everything.
5. A pathetically dumb and disturbed individual who gets pitied for their ignorance and inappropriate behaviors.
Girl 1: OMG, look at the guy over their beating his head on the wall and touching himself because he can't read which door is the men's room.
Girl 2: Oh I know, poor thing must be a Stefan.
1. overly broody, whiny, mopey
person: *whine whine brood brood mope mope*
omg grow the fuck up and stop being so fucking stefan about it
Stefan is a very loyal person and doesn't like to fight but if someone hurts his loved ones he will react to protect, he's a cheerful person and likes to spend time with everyone and drinks to the night. Very good in bed and comes across to be a muscular man and has great abs. Loves to meet new people and follow their dreams, Stefan also loves to have a good laugh and be naughty, cheeky but you would be lucky to have a stefan in your life, he treats his women like a princess
Jennifer : OMG LOOK AT THAT MANS SIX PACK!!!
Annie: definitely a stefan