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A man without hat. A egan that eats meat flavored tofu hotdogs, and worships Lou reed as the creator.His hobbies are dressing like elvis when he mows the lawn, collecting used dental floss through out the year and hangs it from his Christmas tree in order to protest the christian holiday, and writing to local news papers disquised as a little old lady with an axe to grind with Bob barker and the un holy art of spaying used animals.
look at me, I have tatooed a picture of my face in place of my wifes face.
by Britfix January 24, 2005

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