A childish adolescent male who persistanly pokes fun at incredibly gorgeous women. more specifically women of the indian descent and white girls with the last name Broadhead.
He also has horrible style, therefore inflicting pain on anyone that looks at him, causing them to vomit all over his 2009 suit... which actually made it look better since it was so a couple seasons ago.
He also has a small weiner.
"O look there... its Dallas Fontaine... the bigggest steez sleaze we know!"