Steeving Around 

The art of doing nothing when there are important tasks in hand. Derived from Steve Jobs' latent disinterest at recalling any Apple products that have a design fault e.g the iphone 4 and instead thinking up future products with major design flaws that will cause the eventual decline of capitalism

Tom had been steeving around all day and did the sum total of fuck all.

Steeving Around by DrHenryMoody July 10, 2010

Steezing 

For one to be outwardly chill or cool to such a degree that it emanates power.

That fella is steezing.

Steezing by Captain Quasar February 8, 2020

Steaving 

Staying and leaving at the stay time.

EUball: "What are you doing?"
UKball: "I'm... steaving. Yeah, steaving."

Steaving by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! June 6, 2019

Steering Wheel Holder 

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

Steering Wheel Holder by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019

Steering by Armstrong 

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.

I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.

Steering by Armstrong by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

Steering Ears by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

sleeving 

To eat an entire sleeve of cookies, preferably girl scout cookies.

"That fat guy has crumbs all over his face. He must have been sleeving."

sleeving by flavanugz April 1, 2009