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1.
the traditional steeple chase is when you and your friend are both beating your dongs to Family Matters and the first one to blow a wad on Karl Winslows face wins. Double points if Karl is yelling at Urkle while you skeet.
dude theres no way you won last nights steeple chase. I was about to bust when your dog came in and licked my sack. no fair.
by ross mt pleasant May 04, 2006
 
2.
When one wakes up from an erotic dream and finishes himself off. Repetitive back arching and ass lifting a minimum of 16" from the prone position until complete.
Man, I was dreaming about that hot bitch Natalie Portman last night. I woke up suddenly and had to steeplechase to the finish.
by PigginsPearls January 14, 2010