the traditional steeple chase is when you and your friend are both beating your dongs to Family Matters and the first one to blow a wad on Karl Winslows face wins. Double points if Karl is yelling at Urkle while you skeet.
dude theres no way you won last nights steeple chase. I was about to bust when your dog came in and licked my sack. no fair.
by ross mt pleasant May 04, 2006
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When one wakes up from an erotic dream and finishes himself off. Repetitive back arching and ass lifting a minimum of 16" from the prone position until complete.
Man, I was dreaming about that hot bitch Natalie Portman last night. I woke up suddenly and had to steeplechase to the finish.
by PigginsPearls January 14, 2010