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Steelering 

When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.
"Their steelering efforts ultimately caused them to miss the playoffs for a 3rd straight year."
Steelering by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014
When you touch tips and then, while continuing to touch tips, you also touch balls.
Pierre and Rick locked eyes as they touched tips, and grinned while moving towards steepling.
Steepling by Jimmy Jizzle July 27, 2019

Steplingus

Finding out, typically when one or more of the parties are in a drunken stupor, that a step-sister has had a secret crush on you for some time. Typically the lush involved uses words like "probe" and "hot" as they slur out their heretofore private lust. The recipient of these unwanted advances struggles to escape the ranting, slathering monologue. Future gatherings and holidays can be particularly awkward, especially since other family members (siblings) who witnessed the horrific event typically know what the drunken strumpet confessed to...even though she may not remember.
Dude...my step-sister Kelly totally pulled a steplingus on me...she told me how she always thought I looked HOT, especially when I used to drive my old Ford Probe. She said she wanted me to probe HER. Her breath smelled like she tossed salad. I had to swallow my own vomit before I could escape from her drunken confession. I can't sleep anymore from the nightmares.
Steplingus by illinoisboxking December 15, 2009

Teabag Steeping

When a man fills a woman’s mouth with semen and the man crouches over a dips his testicles in the semen repeatedly.
Adolf steeped his teabag so many times in Eva’s mouth. Teabag Steeping is keeps it alive.
Teabag Steeping by FOOTLICKER_37 January 19, 2022
Verb.
The act of putting your fingertips together, most likely to indicate thoughtfulness.

So named because this action makes one's hands look vaguely like a steeple.
The following children's hand game shows an example of steepling:
This is the church; this is the steeple; open the doors, and there's all the people.
Steepling by Mysterious C June 22, 2006

steeping the teabag

This occurs when a filth encrusted psuedo cop jingles his coin purse while mentally reviewing the day's spank bank deposits.
Chief: Anybody seen that fuckin donkey Robertson?
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.