steams my nuggets 

A term which describes the feeling of being very annoyed by something in a book, movie or series.

It was coined by the legendary Kelly Beckman on Potterless Podcast.

You know what really steams my nuggets? A philosopher and a sorcerer aren't even the same thing!

steams my nuggets by CantIPotter-notthatone August 24, 2019

Cleveland Steamstress 

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.

Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!

Cleveland Steamstress by dafuzball February 19, 2015

Lo'steem Screen 

The extra viewfinder now found on the front of digital cameras. It exists for those who can't get through a day without taking a picture of themselves.

D: Did you see April's new camera, it's got the Lo'steem Screen that's the latest feature

B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.

D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.

Lo'steem Screen by OldFart77 December 25, 2010

steesh

A thick, fluffy mustache

Burt Reynolds has a wicked steesh.

steesh by Chris Bohn December 30, 2007

It Seems Today 

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

It Seems Today by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

Beef Steamship 

When you poop in a hot tub.

Aw man! I was going to use the hot tub, but someone left a Beef Steamship in there

Beef Steamship by Cactus Con Carne February 6, 2017

Seldovia SteamShovel 

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.

John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

Seldovia SteamShovel by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018