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Steelying 

Effortlessly and unflappably winning at life, in all areas at once, to a degree where you gain a god-like omnipotence, and others are drawn to you like you have your own orbit of awesomeness. More spiritually intuned people can sometimes 'see' awesomeness radiate from Steelying people- like the halo of light surrounding the Virgin Mary. Or like Jupiter's rings- but made of rainbows and unicorn dust.
Bro 1: "How was yo day, bro?"

Bro 2: "Well dawg, I was just walkin to your house, when James Cameron came up to me, and was like 'I want YOU to be the star of my new 3D blockbuster "AVATARTANIC"', and then this hot bitch was all like 'that's hot- let's fuck right now', and so we did, and I was so good she insisted on paying me a million dollars out of gratitude, THEN this fucking Velociraptor like fucking came out of NO-WHERE, so I was like like 'yo errbody just CHILL', and I just bitch-slapped that Raptor back to the Dino-age....so you know, just another day"
Bro 1: "Dude fo reelz, Steelying as always"
Steelying by zoeleacomicsans March 25, 2011
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Steely Dan 

(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.

(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.
Steely Dan by G July 21, 2003

The Steelmann 

To lure an unexpecting female into complete and utter devote to your needs while she still thinks your talking about a game. A Master seduction technique, should only be attempted by experienced seductionists
Why is she with him? He pulled a The Steelmann on her.
The Steelmann by Moregod January 30, 2015

steely dan 

n.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.
1) Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"
steely dan by C:\>213\ February 12, 2006

Steely Dan 

1) A jazzy classic rock group

2) Often mistaken by retarded people as one person.
2) "I love that steely Dan guy. He's an amazing artist"
Steely Dan by Willburto August 10, 2009

Boys that play steelpan 

If you know a boy that plays the steelpan then you are special, there's a reason why he came into your life. They are- loving, caring and kind. He's a keeper if you like him he is the best guy you'll ever meet in your entire life. he's nice, he's sweet, caring, selfless, amazing, and just a great guy in general, with a good attitude. never, will he upset you, and never will he piss you off. he's a really attractive guy, and every girl wants him. if you have a jaden, make sure you take care of him well, he's a keeper. Jaden has the best personality, and always accepts you for who you are. he has a great sense of humor, and style as well! girls, make sure you don't let this great offer pass by!
Boys that play steelpan....This is for the special boys out there there is only a little bit out there,

dirty steelman 

Occurs when one's act of drunken retaliation against one's girlfriend/wife consists of screaming obscenities at her while urinating all over her clean clothes (can either be in a laundry basket, or open dresser drawers). Follow up must include saying, "Take that bitch!" and the act is completed by passing out on the floor or couch.
My girl wouldn't lick my balls last night so i dirty steelmaned her shit and got the fuck out.
dirty steelman by sbvt February 9, 2004