Top definition
When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.
I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.
by ducky May 11, 2004
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush