Sheeda Darbari 

Sheeda Darbari is the name given to the prime servile courtier, chief jester and compulsive liar Pervez Rashid from the PMLN party. He is known for making constant lies, cover-ups, baseless allegations and scandals and giving long story telling press conferences while abusing and threatening his power as the Minister for Information/Broadcasting by forcing television channels to cover his conjecture and ambiguous far-fetched outlandish speeches. Sheeda Darbari specifically targets prime time viewers often during peak hours to hijack and troll events or to take the limelight and gloss from others. It is well known that he also instructs bestselling newspapers to publish his spurious articles, comments as to what, when and where he wishes.
Sheeda Darbari is a corrupt politician with a chequered history who exploits reputation management, propaganda, media manipulation and is the PMLN kingpin of spin doctoring. He has a thin disguise of hiding behind his glasses and speaking in very low, soft voice while trying to act polite with a sheepish smile and a ridiculous white moustache. He is a disgrace to the moral and civil society and has also been compared to Hitler’s right hand man Goebbels for his ruthless misaligned propaganda for a brutally corrupt fascist regime.

1. Sheeda Darbari is making allegations of tax evasion.
2. Now....Darbari Saab is saying.....Darbari Rashid is saying ....Sheeda Darbari is saying...
3. “The clip on his expensive sandals cost more than his entire outfit,” said Sheeda Darbari at a prearranged press conference for the media.

Sheeda Darbari by Cricket Buff January 11, 2015

stepdad issues 

Whatever William Haynes has with the media

Daren: Is stepdad issues even a thing?

Will: Yeah. You know how a lot of people hate their stepdad, that's what I got with the media.

stepdad issues by RVW July 17, 2015

Mr Steed

Mr Steed is, in certain Coles supermarkets, the code word called over the PA system for "There's someone agressive at the counters, send the heavies"

"Paging Mr Steed, Mister Steed, Isle 5. Mister Steed"

Mr Steed by Coles Employee September 30, 2008

Cosmo the Seedarian 

Tails' girlfriend on sonic X. they start to develop feelings toward each other during the course of season 3. She comes to warn Sonic & friends about the metarex, a group of alien robots that steal planet life. In the end she transforms herself into a tree and envelops herself around the metarex planet to immobilize and stop them from destroying the galaxy. This gave tails the opportunity to destroy the metarex for good with his sonic cannon but at a price: cosmo's life. The fact that Tails had to kill the one he loved makes many fans consider it the saddest anime moment in history.

(shot destroys the metarex and cosmo)
Tails: COSMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cosmo: tails whenever you miss me just look for me right beside you.
(cosmo's spirit kisses tails then immidiately dissapears into the afterlife)
RIP Cosmo the Seedarian

Cosmo the Seedarian by Majin Tails October 21, 2009

stepdad issues 

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.

Man, I have stepdad issues with the media. Why does my mom love it so much ugh.

stepdad issues by coleendagx2 August 6, 2015

stepdad 

A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.

Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."

stepdad by jpg3 August 11, 2010

stepdad issues 

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad. You hate it, but you know it has to be there 'cause your mom loves it.

Will: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Darren: Fo real?
Will: Like, I hate that shit but it's gotta be there.

stepdad issues by yahweh August 7, 2015