(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon
"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."
GJP is a term basically meaning 'shit' or 'shitty' usually used when talking about sketty girls or generally people who get around a lot.
Also good for using when refering to someone who lies all the time about really bad things or talks a lot of rubbish.
A habbitual liar.
Also a term for someone who bleeds their friends and loved ones dry at any available opportunity. Much like a leech, once all resources have been used they will move on.
Originated somewhere between Tidworth and Salisbury.
'stop talking such GJP'
'she's a proper GJP girl'
'I wouldnt go near her, she'll GJP all over you'
'I wouldnt listen to anything they say, all that comes out of their mouth is a load of GJP'
'I heard she'd won the lottery...what a steaming heap of GJP'
'you are so GJP'
When a man shoves his dick in your pussy, ass, or mouth. ;D
a few days ago i was at my friend Gavin's house. he's super hot and i was always into him, but because our parnets are friends, & he insisted that we were just friends, I was allowed to spend the night at his house. it was about 3:00 in the morning when i woke up to a soft moaning noise coming from the couch next to me. i opened my eyes slightly and saw him stroking a massive cock, it must have been at least 8 & 1/2 inches long. i took a deep breath and i could not take my eyes off of it. his eyes opened suddenly and met mine.more...
all of a sudden he smirked and said: "go ahead touch it. I know you want to. just do it." that was all the invitation i needed. i sat up, leaned over and wrapped my fingers around his thick hard penis. i gave it a tiny squeeze and he leaned his head back and sighed loudly. i slid my hand up the shaft and he groaned. then i leaned forward and licked his head a few times...he gasped, and this time i smirked. i got down on my knees in front of his couch and begin to like my way from top to bottom. i started at his lips and licked and kissed my way down his abs, all the way to the tip of his cock. he moaned loudly the entire time...his parents were in the other room, so i told him "you have to shhhh" with a sexy smile on my face.
i opened my mouth and acted like i was going to suck his dick but then went a farther back and took his testicles in my mouth. he cried out loudly and i came back up and kissed his mouth-hard. i told him, if this was going any...
A very rare unicorn that shoots a massive load of steaming hot cum, and may burn the skin on contact. Beware the animal is very sneaky.
Guy1: Dude how did you get those 3rd degree burns on your face?
Guy2: Man a cumicorn came out of nowhere.
|54.||Spine surgeon's daughter|
Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.more...
"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.
8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.
Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)
Leakatear is when you see some bitch, that is so fuck'n hot, that she makes your now, semi hard cock discharge a load of steaming hot precum, precum that makes your shorts stick to your leg the rest of the day or night, which ever may be the case.
Holy shit dude! Did you see that fuck'n hot ass bitch in the club, shit man! she was so fuck'n hot I did a Leakatear, my shorts are stuck to my leg now. His friend: Your not sittn in my car dude after doing a leakatear, your gunna have to catch a cab, later..
Noun. A word that has deep origins within the state of Rl. This word is used by a lot of famous swimmers, including Olympian Michael Phelps. The maximum usage of this word is once every six months. If you use this word more than once every six months, extreme screeching and sudden outbursts of high pitched noises have been reported.
Teacher to class: "Well it seems to me that the IFRS reaction to this issue is a wheel barrow load of hot steaming hullabaloo. I haven't seen this much hullabaloo since the Enron fiasco." (Insert high pitched screech)