When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.
"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"