Ski Town USA's finest, dedicated to the protection of life and property, finding lost dogs, chasing bears, pulling parking lot patrol at Colorado Mountain College. Occasionally attempting to break the dangerous and wreckless crime of underage drinking, and controlling the massive amounts of evil doers in Steamboat Springs. A day in the life consists of donuts, coffe and repeated attempts at fucking college kids up. Can usually be seen in ski time square, the highway haus, Brooklyns Pizza and Colorado Mountain College. They are quite possiblly the most ridiculous small town police department on the planet. Vigorous young go getters who will stop at nothing to contain your alcoholism. Consistently sucks the fun out of everything you do.
Steve got rolled by the Steamboat Springs Police Department at the highway haus..many times.