| 29. | Shit Steam | ||
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To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland
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| 30. | poo sauna | ||
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When you have a bowel movement followed by a shower, the smell combines with the steam creating a poo sauna. "I didn't want to shit and then shower and create a poo sauna"
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| 31. | Doo-Doo Vapor | ||
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Doo-Doo Vapor is a substance which, although not deadly, is very unpleasant and should be avoided at all costs. Doo-Doo Vapor occurs when somebody has decided to take a shower but also has to take a dump (in a bathroom where the toilet and shower are in the same room).
If this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. However, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as "doo-doo particles". After a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like shit and is breathing it in. A valuable lesson is learned. Millions of people a year come in contact with Doo-Doo Vapor. If you enter a bathroom that has doo-doo vapor in the air, exit immediately and scorn whoever took a shit and a shower one after the other before you.
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| 32. | Dutch Humidor | ||
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n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor. Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.
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| 33. | Reading the Economist | ||
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Can be used in two ways:
1. Describes a sexual act that could have occurred between two close friends as they share a shower together while one person is supposedly reading the Economist, or 2. Describes the use of a completely non-sensical excuse to explain why a guy and a girl were in the shower at the same time. "Hey..we knocked on the door for like 15 minutes and no one answered..where were you?"
"In the shower with my friend." "DOING WHAT?!" "I was cold, so I decided to sit in the bathroom and absorb the steam, and so I was reading the Economist while I was there." "..." |
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| 34. | Dutch Sauna | ||
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An advancement of the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Sauna starts with either a sauna or a hot shower, causing the room you are in to steam up. After completing that first step, you fart, piff, rip-ass, blow a fatty, or even shit while in the room. The result will be a warm sticky sensation all around you and a more potent fart. This will last for significantly longer than your average fart. It may linger in that room for days at a time depending on how long the steam is kept up. Enjoy. While my brother was in the shower, I ran into the bathroom and gave him a Dutch Sauna.
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| 35. | armenian sauna | ||
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While your in the shower with another person, preferably of the opposite sex, and when the shower gets really hot and steamy you let out a nasty fart. The fart clingings to the steam and you force the other person to breathe in your fart. Some say you can even taste the fart. i e. its the dutch oven of the shower. To piss off your girlfriend, you fart in the shower putting her in an armenian sauna
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