Stealth Shit 

Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.

Example 1:

Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!

James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.

Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!

Stealth Shit by TequilaMonkey May 9, 2012

stealthsniper

When you are being stealthy... Also if you get refferd as being bear grylles you may be being stealthy (i.e Stealth sniper baby)

If you pull of a good sniper shot on a game, you can shout, STEALTH SNIPER BABY!

step: 1080 no scope
Jord: Stealthsniper BABY!

Ginger: I feel like bear grylles
Stealth: STEALTH SNIPER BABY!

stealthsniper by Stealthsniper46 May 19, 2010

StealthSheep27 

The biggest fucking queer in the world. He fucks not only old men, but little boys as well.

StealthSheep27: "I have candy."
Little Boy: "This taste funny. (giggle)"

StealthSheep27 by terranbeau November 24, 2004

Stealth Shit 

Where you sit farther up on the toilet seat so that when you shit, the log hits the ceramic rather than the water.

“Bruh, I had to take a stealth shit cause there were people in the bathroom.”

Stealth Shit by StealthShitorQuit November 17, 2019