when a pet/friend poops somewhere hidden in your home.
Dude, it smells like crap in here, I think caesar stealth pooped in your apartment.
by misorderedchaos March 08, 2007
When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.
I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.
by stealth pooper February 02, 2010